They go to the clerk and ask for a room for three people.

3 men walk into a hotel.

They decide to split it evenly 10 each and give the waitress the money who brings it to the manager. The receptionist tells them that there is only one room and that it cost 30. The manager recognizes one of the patrons as an old acquaintance and tells the waitress to bring him back 5. As the bellboy walks up the stairs of the surprisingly cheap hotel he ponders that the 5 note won t. The bartender approaches and tells him you know a pint goes flat after i draw it and it would taste better if you bought one at a time the irishman replies well you see i have two brothers. The man explains that he has to quit drinking because the last few times he s gone home he s blown bubbles.

One is in america the other is in australia and i m in dublin. Three men walk into a hotel looking for a room. 3 men go into a hotel. The clerk gives the men the key and they head up to their room. Hercules santa claus and prince charming enter a hotel and pay the confused manager 30 for a room 10 for each man. A while later the man behind the desk realized the room was only 25 he s that stupid so he sent the bellboy to the 3 guys room with 2975.

A regular walks into a bar and looks down. Later the receptionist realizes that he over charged them by 5 so he gives the money to the bellhop instructing him to return it to the 3 men. They pay 10 each and head to their room for the night. So he calls an errand boy and gives him five dollars to give to the men. The clerk gives them a room and charges them 30. Three men walk into a hotel and the cost is 30 they split it evenly so they each pay 10 the the clerk then reliazes that it really cost 25 so he just kept 2 and gave them each 1 back so 9 times 3 27 2 the clerk kept 29 where is the other dollar submitted 11 years ago.

Each man gives ten dollars to pay the bill. An irishman walks into a bar in dublin orders three pints of guinness and sits in the back of the room drinking a sip out of each one in turn. The bell hop on his way to the room realizes that there is no. The bartender who has seen the guy several times but never this glum is concerned and asks the guy what s wrong. The man behind the desk says a room is 3000 so each man pays 1000 and goes to the room. On the way the bellboy couldn t figure out how to split 2975 evenly between 3 men so he gave each man a 991 and kept the other 2 for himself.

When we all left. On the way there the boy wonders how to split the five dollars three ways. The receptionist tells them that there is only one room and that it cost 30. A few hours later the clerk suddenly has a stroke of guilt for how much he charged the men. Three men walk into a. Later the manager realises he has overcharged them and gives 5 to the bellboy to return to the men.

Between you and me friend i ve heard of people going home and doing much worse after a. Three men walk into a hotel. Later the receptionist realizes that he over charged them by 5 so he gives the money to the bellhop instructing him to return it to the 3 men. When he finishes them he comes back to the bar and orders three more. They pay 10 each and head to their room for the night. Three men at a hotel.

The barkeep says that s not that bad.