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Here are some fun yet tricky riddles that will make you use your brain. Check out our puns for kids. An explorer is on an adventure and gets to two doors. Both have blank smiling expressions and are hollow inside. With an orange pumpkin patch. Best funny festive one liners riddles and puns to make you laugh this year these 50 jokes are sure to keep you smiling or cringing no matter you situation.

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Each door is blocked by a guard. A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy if i write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me 50 but if i cannot i will pay you 50. Ghosts don t like this. The guard on the left says goddamnit greg i said i was sorry. The best man always has me first. Show answer hide answer.

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