One of them said i got hit by a horse with both hooves together the second one said i had a pissed off bull gore me in the side the third said i got shot thrice in the chest almost died.

Chuck norris riddles.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for chuck norris. Chuck norris once climbed mt. The actor chuck norris is best known for his starring role in walker texas ranger in which he is a roundhouse kicking beard baring manly man. They exaggerate the qualities of chuck. As chuck norris was leaving for college he took his father aside and told him. Chuck norris counted to infinity twice.

Chuck norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick. The last digit of pi is chuck norris. Chuck norris jokes are outlandish jokes that point to the masculinity and overall manliness of the actor and martial artist chuck norris. Chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird. Chuck norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. Chuck norris only ate one lays potato chip chuck norris has.

Chuck norris does not go fishing because fishing has an option of failure chuck norris goes catching. Chuck norris knows victoria s secret. The first one was a warning shot. You re the man of the family now chuck norris shot 57 terrorists with two shots. Everest in 15 minutes 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom. These jokes are mostly an internet fad that starting in the mid 2000 s.

Chuck norris can divide by zero. The quickest way to a man s heart is with chuck norris s fist. That truck is now known as optimus prime.