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Eyes joke riddle.

This joke may contain profanity. Even take away my letter in the middle i will still sound. A joke a day keeps the doctor away. October 25 2016 by stephen pepper. What is the bus driver s eye color. The eighth riddle asks your kids the question what am i.

They both ordered iced tea. Here are eight riddles for kids where the answer is an eye so they re perfect for using with our other anatomy and human body riddles. To use that what am i riddle read the first line. You measure my life in hours and i serve you by expiring. They can tax your brain surprise your senses and make you laugh. You are a bus driver.

Here you will find great collection of funny silly and corny eye jokes for kids of all ages teens and adults who do not want to grow up. A giraffe has 2 eyes a monkey has 2 eyes an elephant has 2 eyes how many eyes do we have. What travels around the world but stays in one spot a stamp. So the bus driver s eye colors will be the same as yours. The first six of these are rhyming riddles while the seventh is a one line riddle which also rhymes. Good jokes and riddles.

Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about eye. Take away my first letter and i still sound the same. What is it a secret. Bus driver s eye color. What occurs once in a minute twice in a moment and never in one thousand years the letter m. In general conversation a riddle is usually presented to someone who knows that a riddle is being asked and accepts the challenge of guessing the correct response.

If i share it i don t have it. The wind is my enemy. At the second stop 8 people get on and 3 get off. Two girls ate dinner together. Each door is blocked by a guard. If a man has a bee in his hand what s in his eye.

The bus starts out empty. At the third stop 2 people get off and 4 people get on. The guard in the right says one of us is honest and the other one is a liar. Beauty because beauty is in the eyes of the beeholder 5. The guard on the left says goddamnit greg i said i was sorry. At the first stop 4 people get on.

There is a fine line between riddles and jokes. If i have it i don t share it. You are the bus driver. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes riddles and puns about eye are clean and safe for children of all ages. A riddle is generally a question devised so as to require clever or unexpected thinking for its answer riddles may be considered a form of brain teaser. What has 4 eyes but can t see mississippi.