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You forget to put water in the baptismal font but never forget to put water in the coffee pot. This joke may contain profanity. On one of those sundays he. Lena went every sunday and taught sunday school. 2 hot 4 years ago a midlife crisis means switching from the old hymnbook to the new one. You forget to put water in the baptismal font but never forget to put water in the coffee pot.

You might be a lutheran if you only serve jell o in the proper liturgical color for the season you didn t know chow mein noodles were a chinese food when someone mentions red and green. 2 hot 4 years ago a midlife crisis means switching from the old hymnbook to the new one. Cummings i am thankful for laughter except when milk comes out of my nose. The pastor skips the last hymn to make sure church lasts exactly 60 minutes. You might be a lutheran if. I am over 18.

See more ideas about lutheran christian humor lutheran humor. Jan 15 2017 explore carla h s board lutheran potluck jokes on pinterest. You make spaghetti. Lutheran norwegian jokes the most wasted of all days is one without laughter. What s the difference between a lutheran and a baptist. Vell ole and lena went to the same lutheran church.

You make spaghetti at. The pastor skips the last hymn to make sure church lasts exactly 60 minutes. Lutheran jokes recent jokes. Ole went on christmas and easter and once in awhile he went on one of the other sundays.